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  1. acouch

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    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
    there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't
    step on the ducks."
    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
    place.

    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
    their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along
    comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. He chains them together
    and
    says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
    chained to this ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along
    Comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely
    ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first
    woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for
    all eternity to an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps. She manages
    to go months without stepping on a single duck, but one day St. Peter comes
    up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. He is very
    tall,
    muscular, and with good hair.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.The woman remarks, "I
    wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

    And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a
    duck."

    hope you all have a good day

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