Something light for to-day

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    It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of
    > carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
    > When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted
    > by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent
    > him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
    > At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
    > 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of
    > 30-year old Scotch whisky.
    > At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in
    > her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to
    > the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he
    > had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where the
    > dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage,
    > blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice.
    > When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
    > coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under
    > the
    > cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he
    > said,"but what's the five dollars for?"
    > "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that
    > today would be your last day, and that we should do something special
    > for you. I asked him what to give you.
    > He said, "F**k him.. Give him five bucks"
    > "The breakfast was my idea."
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