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  1. acouch

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    from another forum...

    George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
    They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one
    dogfight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog
    in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
    dominate the world.

    Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
    in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian
    wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each
    litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five
    years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever
    seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and
    nobody could get near it.

    When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange
    looking animal. It was a twelve-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt
    sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could
    possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the cages
    were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled
    over towards Osama's dog.

    Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
    American Dachshund-but when it got close enough to bite the
    Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and swallowed
    Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog.

    Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
    understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
    working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
    female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
    wolves." "That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic
    surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

    have a great evening

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