sick joke

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    One day a Mom and her daughter were walking along the cages in the zoo
    The daughter went by the cage and the monkeys were having sex.
    The daughter ask, "Mom, what are they doing?"
    The mom got all red and said, "Oh sweetie... umm they are baking a cake."
    So they went along and saw the bears were having sex too.
    "Oh mom look they are baking a cake," the daughter said.
    The mom doesn't really care and says, "ohh, I see dear."

    The next day the daughter came running in the room where the parents were.
    "Mommy you and Daddy were baking a cake last night, huh?"
    "How do you know that sweetie?"
    "I licked the frosting off the bed."
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