shazza goes into centrelink in western suburbs

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    Shazza goes into Centrelink ......
    "How many children?" asks the Centrelink worker "10" replies Shazza.
    "10???" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?" "Wayne,
    Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"

    "Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the Centerlink Worker, "Naah..." says
    Shazza "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just
    have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and
    they all do it..."

    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
    Centrelink worker. "That's easy," says Shazza... "I just use their surnames"
 
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