The man said, “ Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?�
The Doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the Doctor said, “there’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,� and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the Doctor, then leave.
Finally the Doctor asked, “ Just exactly what are you trying to find out?�
The man said, “ We’re not trying to find out anything, She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married and we can’t afford to go to my house. The Motel Inn charges $90 and the Hilton is $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.