service station gimmick

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    Sign outside a Queensland Service Station says, 'Fill up and get a Free Root'. A man fills up and says "Well?"

    The attendant says, "Law says there's got to be a little competition. Think of a number."

    "Eight."

    "Bad luck, its nine."

    The man drives off, stops at the next pub down the road, orders a drink and says to a bloke standing next to the bar,"That garage down the road - it's a bloody take. Sign says 'Fill up and get a Free Root' and it's all bullsh!t."

    The bloke says, "No mate, your wrong. It's fair dinkum. Rifgey Didge. No worries. My wife won TWICE last month!"
 
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