Royal Pillowtalk

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    "Oh I say Queenie, isn't it jolly dashed decent of that colonial chappie to give me a knighthood?"
    "Oh yes rather Philly. Isn't he the chap the Orstralians say is a badger smuggler.
    It makes one think why on earth would one want to smuggle a badger?"
    "Oh yes Queenie - it does sound a frightful bore. The dashed thing is that we will have to give him a title in return."
    "I know Philly - we can make him a knight of the order of the Royal Brown Nose."
    "A jolly capital idea Queenie - we can dub him 'Sir Pository'."
    "Oh that is super Philly - I am slightly amused."

    (letter to the Guardian)
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