re: Hard Facts

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    Women Vs. Men

    Q: Why do men [email protected] more than women?
    A: Because women won't (be quiet long) enough to build up the pressure.

    Q: Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
    A: If you dragged them by the feet they filled with dirt.

    Q: Why don't women like to fish?
    A: You have to be quiet to fish!

    Q: What's the difference between a d!ck and a paycheck?
    A: Women will blow paychecks without hesitation.

    Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
    A: Marriage.

    Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
    A: Hangovers go away.

    Q: Why do men die before their wives?
    A: They want to.

    Q: Did you hear about the guy who figured out women?
    A: He died laughing before he could tell anyone.

    Q: How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner?
    A: Why the heck should we fix it? We never use it!

    Q: How are women like rocks?
    A: The flat ones are the best to skip.

    Q: Why do women have [email protected]?
    A: So men will talk to them.

    Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
    A: You come in one and go in the other.

    Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women nuts?
    A: Money.

    Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
    A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

    Q: What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey?
    A: Is it in?

    Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to complain at you,
    what did you do wrong?
    A: Made her chain too long.

    Q: Why don't women carry umbrellas to work?
    A: Why would they need one from the bedroom to the kitchen?

    Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
    A: Who cares? Why was she out of the kitchen?
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