R.B.T. on a boat.

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    Water Police pulled me up, while I was in my boat fishing, the other day.

    They asked to look at my 'skippers ticket', and looked disdainfully

    at all the empty stubbie bottles in the bottom of the boat.

    As they are not allowed to breathalyse the skipper in W.A.

    he told me to 'walk in a straight line', to prove I hadn't been drinking.

    He wasn't happy when I said "NO", and told him what I thought of him.

    After a fair bit of time, and heated arguing, back and forth,

    I said to him, "look at my license again, my name is Jessie, not JESUS".
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