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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

    The young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

    When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

    St. Peter said, I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out, and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.
    The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

    Yes, he informs the couple, you can get married in Heaven.

    Great! said the couple, “ But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?

    Jesus Christ! says St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

    What's wrong? asked the frightened couple.

    OH, COME ON! St. Peter shouted, “ It took me three months to find a priest up here. Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? ”
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