prayer for the stressed!

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    Prayer for the Stressed!

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
    to kill today because they pissed me off.

    Help me to be careful of the toes I step on
    today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
    to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me always give 100% at work......
    12% on Monday
    23% on Tuesday
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursday
    5% on Fridays

    And help me to remember.....
    When I'm having a really bad day,
    and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
    that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
    only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

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