prayer for sunday

  1. jaw
    608 Posts.
    FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:



    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

    One who's handsome, smart and strong,

    One who loves to listen long.

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.



    I pray he's gainfully employed.

    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"



    I pray that this man will love me to no end,

    And always be my very best friend. Amen.




    MALE PRAYER FOR 2005:



    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.



    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit! Amen.

 
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