prayer for sunday

FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:



Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.



I pray he's gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"



I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend. Amen.




MALE PRAYER FOR 2005:



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.



This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit! Amen.