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    >>>Postman Pat - one of the best blonde joke by far!!!

    >>>
    >>>It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of
    >>>carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same
    >>>neighbourhood.
    >>>
    >>>When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by
    >>>the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and
    >>>sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
    >>>
    >>>At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
    >>>18-carat gold box.
    >>>
    >>>The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old
    >>>Scotch whisky.
    >>>
    >>>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her
    >>>lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to
    >>>the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love
    >>>he had ever experienced.
    >>>
    >>>When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde
    >>>fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage,
    >>>blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was
    >>>truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
    >>>
    >>>As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under
    >>>the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for
    >>>words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
    >>>
    >>>Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today
    >>>would be your last day, and that we should do something special
    >>>for you. I asked him what to give you". He said, "[email protected] him. Give
    >>>him five bucks." She smiled prettily and said "The breakfast was
    >>>my idea."
 
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