Possible mergers?

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    As you know, the stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately.It seems that,because of current economic conditions,many companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions.
    Here are a few to keep your eyes on.

    1. Xerox and Wurlitzer
    (They're are going to make reproductive organs)

    2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computors.
    (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)

    3. Polgram Records,Warner Brothers and Keebler.
    (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

    4. W.R.Grace Co. Fuller Brush Co. Mary Kay Cosmetics
    and Hale Business Systems.
    (The new name will be Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.)

    5. 3M and Goodyear.
    (The new company will be MMM Good.)

    6. John Deere and Abitbi-Price.
    (The new copany will be called Deere Abi.)

    7. Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining.
    (The new company will be called Mine All Mine.)

    8. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants.
    (The new company will be called Poupon Pants.)

    9. Knott's Berry Farm and The National Organization For
    Women.
    (The new company will be Knott Now)

    10. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota
    Mining.
    (The new company will be Zip Audi Do-Da.)

    11. Hoosier Tires and Yokahama Tires.
    (The new company will be Hoosier Mama.)
 
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