port power girls

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    Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store, walk up to the
    perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her
    wrist and smells it:

    "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cheryl?"
    "Yeah, what's it called?"
    "Viens a moi."
    "VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?"

    At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
    French for "come to me".

    Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That
    doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you,
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