politically incorrect joke of the day

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    Politically Incorrect Joke of the Day
    Ok mods if these are not kosher just delete ok.
    > > What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
    > > Amhere!
    > > What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
    > > Amhere Azwel!
    > > What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
    > > Amhere Azwel Azhim!
    > >
    > >
    > > Muslim have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English.
    > > Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
    > >
    > > Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
    > > I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.
    > >
    > > Just Fostered a Muslim.
    > > All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.
    > >
    > > Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
    > > All I said was, "golly you're tall.".
    > >
    > > They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton:
    > > Because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
    > >
    > > Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
    > > But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
    > >
 
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