Politically Incorrect Joke of the Day Ok mods if these are not kosher just delete ok. > > What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? > > Amhere! > > What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? > > Amhere Azwel! > > What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? > > Amhere Azwel Azhim! > > > > > > Muslim have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English. > > Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5. > > > > Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. > > I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby. > > > > Just Fostered a Muslim. > > All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head. > > > > Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke > > All I said was, "golly you're tall.". > > > > They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton: > > Because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen. > > > > Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." > > But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat! > >