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  1. A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful
    > > >parrot.
    > > >There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
    > > >
    > > >"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
    > this
    > > >bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
    some
    > > >pretty vulgar stuff."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
    > anyway.
    > > >She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
    > waited
    > > >for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her,
    > and
    > > >said, "New house, new madam."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
    "that's
    > > >
    > > >not so bad."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
    and
    > > >said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a
    > bit
    > > >offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The
    bird
    > > >looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
    > > >
    > > >

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