Man is driving down a road... Driving along, tra-la-la-lah... A woman is
driving down the road from the opposite direction. As they pass each
other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG." The man
immediately leans out of his window and yells, "SLUT!" They each continue
on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge
pig in the middle of the road and dies.