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    The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news.

    The tycoon replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.

    The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million.

    The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what is the bad news?

    The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.
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