personal ad

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    he following ad in the Melbourne Age is reported to have received numerous
    calls:
    Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a
    very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods,
    riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy
    winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
    of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the
    front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
    Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight week-old
    black Labrador Retriever puppy.
    Men are so easy.
 
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