perfect women

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    H/C looking a bit slow today so I will post a joke

    Perfect Woman

    The preacher said: "There's no such thing as a perfect man. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect man, stand up."
    Nobody stood up.

    "Those who have ever known a perfect woman, stand up."
    One demure little woman stood up.

    "Did you ever know an absolutely perfect woman?" he asked, somewhat amazed.

    "I didn't know her personally," replied the little old woman, "but I have heard a great deal about her.

    She was my husband's first wife."

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