parking ticket blues.......

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    I went to the store, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I
    came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up
    to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?" He
    ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing
    another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s***.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.
    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
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    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
    I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
 
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