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  1. A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet, rural pub. She
    gestures
    > alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives,
    > she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When
    > he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
    >
    > "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    > "Actually, no," the man replied.
    >
    > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
    > hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes
    > the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
    >
    > "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
    > her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
    > her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What
    > should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
    >
    > "Tell him," she whispers "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    > towels in the women's bathroom...."

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