ozeb's hypothesis of human reproduction

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    Having just toured some of the great museums of Paris and observed 100s of sculptures and paintings, I have concluded that men's "equipment" is far too small to serve any function apart from keeping their feet dry when peeing.

    Which is just as well since women seem to have had no "equipment" whatsoever.

    It would seem that sexual reproduction has, according to the visual evidence, not evolved until the 19th century when photography could at last provide useful evidence. Such evidence was further enhanced more recently by the publication of Playboy and, especially, Penthouse.

    I can, therefore, conclude that, until 100 or so years ago, childbirth was conducted by the removal of a man's rib, as testified in the infallible bible.

    Of course it's just a hypothesis.
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