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    Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.
    The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.
    No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. "I couldn't do that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up." She said, "No he won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair from his [email protected] and see if that wakes him." Charlie did just that, and was amazed that the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side and banged her. When he finished, he climbed back to his own side and went to sleep. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder again and asked him to come over again. Again he pulled a hair to see if the husband was sleeping. This went on six times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the wife, he pulled out one of the husband's [email protected] hairs. The seventh time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered, "Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you screwing my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard
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