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    A man is shipwrecked on a deserted island for ten long years.

    One day he sees a ship on the horizon and starts waving his arms until the ship heads for the shore

    The captain of the ship and the man began talking. "I thought I'd never get rescued." "How long have you been here?" the captain asks.

    "Ten years" the man replys. "How have you coped with all that time alone?"

    "Well I'm a very resourceful fellow. I built a house, learned to hunt and fish."

    "But ten Years without sex" the captain exclaimsed.

    "Not completely" the man replied. "About six months ago I was down here on the shore when I noticed an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

    I crept up behind it and ..."

    "Oh you poor man, that must have been horrible."

    "Well it was fine for the first five miles" the man replied, "but then we got out of step."
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