one for gerry ..to be read with accent

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    Gerry

    you dont need to change yours

    Cheers

    Bendigo
    ....................................................
    50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are 'Not' Stupid"
    Convention.

    Helen Clark says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet
    Kiwis are not stupid....Ken I hev a volunteer."

    Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to
    the stage....Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"

    After fufteen or 20 seconds Carlos blurts out, "Eighteen!"

    Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start
    chanting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of
    you un one place, end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast
    media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."

    So she asks Carlos another one, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"

    After nearly 30 seconds eventually says,"Ninety!"

    Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh,
    everyone is disheartened.

    Carlos starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their
    hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing both Carlos and her country
    more harm than good, eventually she says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance
    she asks him another one...What uz two plus two?"

    Carlos closes his eyes, musters all his mental powers and after a whole
    minute, fires out his answer like a shot from the blue...."FOUR..!"

    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump
    to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...

    "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"


 
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