old geezer

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    The banker saw his old friend Jim, an eighty-year
    old rancher, in town. Jim had lost his wife a year or
    so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a
    "mail order" bride.

    Being a good friend, the banker asked Jim if the rumor
    was true. Jim assured him that it was. The banker then
    asked Jim the age of his new! bride to be.

    Jim proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

    Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could
    see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could
    not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

    Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy
    the banker tactfully suggested that Jim should
    consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the
    ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Jim
    thought this was a good idea and said he would look
    for one that afternoon.

    About four months later, the banker ran into Jim in
    town again. "How's the new wife?" aske d the banker.

    Jim proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

    The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out,
    continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

    Without hesitating, Jim said, "She's pregnant too."
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