Not punny at all.

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    With all due apologies beforehand.......

    If you like puns you'll love these

    1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The
    stewardess looks at them and says, ...........> >"I'm sorry, gentlemen,
    only one carrion allowed per passenger."

    2.Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low
    earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

    3.Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
    became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
    never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
    lesser of two weevils.

    4.Two Inuit (Eskimos) sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a
    fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your
    kayak and heat it, too.

    5.A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to
    the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

    6.Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
    canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

    7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
    in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
    hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
    why?" they asked, as they moved off." "Because," he said, "I can't stand
    chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    8. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
    a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
    Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
    to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
    that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,
    "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

    9. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they ! opened up
    a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
    from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition
    was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
    He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the
    rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug
    in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed
    their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified,
    they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent
    florist friars.

    10.And finally, there was a man who sent ten different puns to friends,
    in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
    Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 
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