non blonde joke

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    A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
    and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
    bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
    voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
    is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,

    "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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