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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old.
    Hateful little dog. Bites.

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2
    sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd,
    part stupid dog.

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
    Neutered. Speaks German.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat
    ...been out a while...better be a reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also one
    gay bull for sale.


    JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer
    and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE: Worn once by
    mistake. Call Stephanie.


    And the best of all from someone who learned his lesson quickly..........



    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of
    Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent
    condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
    got married last month. Wife knows everything!
 
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