FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ...been out a while...better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also one gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE: Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best of all from someone who learned his lesson quickly..........
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything!