new slang for 2005

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    GOING FOR A McSH!T
    Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcshit with
    Lies.


    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.


    AUSSIE KISS
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.


    BEER COAT
    The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at
    3 in the morning.


    BEER COMPASS
    The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
    cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you
    got there, and where you've come from.

    BOBFOC
    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    BREAKING THE SEAL
    Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
    breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
    required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    BRITNEY SPEARS
    Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".

    BRUCE LEE
    Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

    DRINK-LINK
    A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common
    to visit one before going out on the booze.


    SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving
    through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works
    in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
    stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
    training.


    MILLENNIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from
    the outside, but there's actually fu*k-all in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
    Aa!Aa!Aa!".

    MYSTERY BUS (MY FAVOURITE!)
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
    after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the
    pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
    whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

    NELSON MANDELA
    Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

    PEARL HARBOUR
    Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)

    PICASSO ARSE
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

    SALAD DODGER
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
    A homosexual.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive woman.

    TART FUEL
    Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

    TITANIC
    A lady who goes down first time out.

    TODGER DODGER
    A lesbian.

    UP ON BLOCKS
    Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g."I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".

    WALLACE AND GROMIT
    Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

    WYNONA RYDER
    Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
 
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