NAME CHANGE

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    Subject: Actor's name Change


    > A good looking young man walked into a talent agent's office and stated,
    "I
    > want to be a movie star."
    >
    > Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right
    > credentials.
    >
    > The agent asked, "What's your name?"
    >
    > The man declared, "My name is Penis Van Lesbian."
    >
    > The agent said "Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into
    > Hollywood, you're gonna have to change your name."
    >
    > I will NOT change my name! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will
    not
    > disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!"
    >
    > The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in this business for many years....you
    > will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!! I'm
    > telling you, you'll HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to
    > represent you."
    >
    > the handsome young man said. "So be it!! I guess we will not be doing
    > business together." ....and he left the agent's office.
    >
    > FIVE YEARS LATER.
    >
    > The agent opened an envelope sent to his office.
    > Inside the envelope was a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent was
    > awestruck...who would possibly send him $50,000?? He read the enclosed
    > letter:
    >
    > "Five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
    > Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it
    > with my Natural given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never
    make
    > it in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your
    > office, I thought about what you had said. I decided you were right, and
    had
    > to change my name.
    >
    > I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another
    > agent. I would never have made it without changing my name so, the
    enclosed
    > check is a token of my appreciation.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Thank you for your valuable
    > advice."
    >
    > Sincerely,
    >
    > Dick Van Dyke
    >
    >
    >
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