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    Man walks into a country hardware store and buys a goose, two chickens, an anvil and a bucket.
    He has difficulty working out how to carry all this and the shop assistant offers his opinion.
    "Put the anvil in the bucket, put a chicken under each arm, pick up the goose with one hand and the bucket with the other. Bob's your uncle."
    So the man sets off for home.
    He comes across a young lady who tells him she's lost.
    When she explains where she is trying to get to he offers to guide her there as he is heading in roughly the same direction.
    "We can use this alleyway as a shortcut", he says.
    "Just a moment", says the young lady, "How do I know that you won't push me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?".
    "Good grief!" says the man "With all this stuff how on earth could I do that?".
    "Well, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."!

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