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......my evening with aliens....

  1. ......had to pull over on the M5 'bout 2 am Sat morning ' cause all the electrics on the bedmondmobile went dead.......
    .......got beamed up by my new mates Zorgarth , Zmorph and Ted.
    .....got juiced on some 'Martian brown' .
    .....the guys asked me what Earthlings do for fun ,so we went for a hoon around the 'Cross' in the transporter......mooned some Jap tourists....b*tch-slapped a few transvestites.....slimed some junkies....
    .....hurled on the pavement....etc
    ....went back to the mothership so the guys could do a few 'minor' medical procedures for their research ( a brain biopsy ,took a coupla small organs ...and a good rectal probing).
    .....woke up this arvo after a wonderful dream about eating a hugh marshmallow......
    .....feeling slightly hung-over and can't find my pillow.... but , hey..
    ....a good time was had by all......

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