my dog

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    Everybody who has a dog called him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to the Council to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said he would like one too. Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was nine years old" He said that I must have been quite a kid.

    When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "Me too".

    One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition the dog ran away, and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV" He called me a show-off.

    When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex had left me. He said "Me too.

    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me as asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4am in the morning", I said " I am looking for Sex". My case comes up on Friday
 
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