move over little jonny

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    The mind of a six year old is wonderful. This is a true story.

    A teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gater materials for his home.
    She read "…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?

    The teacher then paused and asked the class: "and what do you think the man said?"

    One little boy raised his hand and said: Fuck me! A talking pig!"

    The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes.
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