"Morny. Ruin sorbees."

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    Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
    RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
    G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
    RS : "Ow July den?"
    G : "What??"
    RS : "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
    RS : "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
    G : "Crisp will be fine."
    RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
    G : "What?"
    RS :"San tos. July San tos?"
    G : "I don't think so"
    RS : "No? Judo one toes??"
    G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
    toes' means."
    RS : "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we
    G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
    an English muffin will be fine."
    RS : "Wa bother?"
    G : "No...just put the bother on the side."
    RS : "Wad?"
    G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
    RS : "Copy?"
    G : "Sorry?"
    RS : "Copy...tea...mill?"
    G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
    RS : "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
    singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
    G : "Whatever you say"
    RS : "Tendjewberrymud"
    G : "Oh, God. Now, what?"
    RS : "Tendjewberrymud"
    G : "OH, you're welcome"
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