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    There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman on death row.
    The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
    1. to be shot
    2. to be hung
    3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
    So the Englishman said, "Shoot me right in the head."
    Boom, he was dead instantly.
    Then the Scotsman said, "Just hang me."
    Snap! he was dead.
    Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
    Then the Irishman said,"Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
    Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
    The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'mwearing a condom."

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