mood ring

  1. 77 Posts.
    Dear Abby
    My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f#cking red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time the ass#ole will buy me a diamond.
    Sincerely
    Bitchy in Berrima
 
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