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    A banker and lawyer, two close friends, went out one morning on their customary fishing trip. Everything proceeded nicely until a sudden storm blew in, with driving rain and rough waves. Struggling in the conditions, they capsized, losing all their gear but managing to hang on to the overturned boat.. where they remained for hours with no help in sight. Even worse, the boat tilted to one side and finally sank out of sight, leaving them huddled together in the water, cold and tired.

    Finally, the lawyer says to his friend, "Look-- I'm the stronger swimmer and the only way we're gonna make it out here is if I go for help-- do you think you can float alone?"

    To which the banker replies, "All this, and that's all you can think about is money??"

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