men are happier

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    Why ARE Men Happier ?

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
    plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
    President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
    water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
    the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
    gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
    stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
    rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
    don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
    tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
    your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
    your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
    more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
    unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
    original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
    only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your
    life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
    shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
    legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom
    of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for
    25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!

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