Materialist Lawyer

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    A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office
    to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
    car, a truck speeding along too close to the kerb takes off
    the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught,
    the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops.

    Five minutes later the police arrive. Before the cop has a
    chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming
    hysterically. "My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is
    ruined! No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll
    simply never be the same again!"

    After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman
    shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic
    you bloody lawyer types are," he says. "You lot are so
    focussed on your possessions that you don't notice anything
    else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the
    lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your
    left arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

    The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "F'''ing hell!" he

    "Where's my Rolex?!?!"
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