man on the moon

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    GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

    ON 20th JULY 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
    WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING
    ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR A MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,"
    WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE
    RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK: "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

    MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL
    SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER
    THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS. OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE
    QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT
    ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED. ON 5th JULY 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA,
    WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE
    26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR.
    GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
    IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
    BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN
    HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. HIS NEIGHBOURS WERE MR. & MRS.
    GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD
    MRS.GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR.GORSKY, "ORAL SEX! YOU WANT ORAL SEX? YOU'LL
    GET ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

    TRUE STORY?
 
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