luggage anyone?

  1. 1,035 Posts.
    A Surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision.
    Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as mementos, and

    now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.

    So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leather-smith, and asked him to craft an article of fine

    artistic quality.

    "I'll see what I can do," said the leather-smith. "Check back with me in one week."

    The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leather-smith had made for

    him.

    The leather-smith presented him with a wallet.

    "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

    The leather-smith replied, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
 
arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.