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  1. acouch

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    Luck of the Irish


    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish
    border checkpoint.
    Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is
    illegal to put 5 people
    in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
    "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the
    Englishmen retorts....
    ......Look at the papers: this car is designed to
    carry five persons."
    You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy
    "Quattro means four.You have five people in your car
    and you are therefore breaking the law."
    The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
    supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more
    intelligence!"
    "Sorry," responds Paddy,

    "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

    have a good day..

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