lonely woman

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    There once was a lonely horny woman who was looking for a man, but with prevous relationships she had the f#ck beat out of her or they ran away. So she put an add in the paper for a man that was good in bed and wouldn't beat her or run away. A few days later she heard her doorbell ring and when she opened the door there was a man with no arms and no legs. She asked "who are you" the man replied " I'm responding to your add. I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I cant run away" "ok" she said "but are you good in bed? and he said "how do you think I rang the doorbell.
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