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  1. One day at school the teacher asked the class what they would like to cover themselves with. Timmy puts his hand up,miss miss i want to be covered all over with GOLD. Why is that Timmy she asked. Well miss i could just scratch my arm a little and get some gold and i could buy myself a great big car.Very good Timmy.Mary puts her hand up. miss i would like to be covered in diamonds, so i could scratch my arm a little and get a diamond or two and buy two of the best cars ever.Little Johnny puts his hand up ooh ooh miss miss, yes Johnny.I want to be covered in pubic hair miss. Pubic hair Johnny?Yeh miss my sister's only got a small patch and you should see all the cars outside her place.

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