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.....little Johnny

  1. Chargerpk

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    A primary school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
    "Billy, you be first," she said, "What does you mother do all day?"
    Billy stood up and proudly said: "She's a doctor."
    "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
    Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said: "My father is a mailman."
    "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher, "What about your father, Johnny?"
    Johnny proudly stood up and announced: "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
    The teacher was horrified and promptly changed the subject to geography.
    Later that day she went to Johnny's house and rang the bell. Johnny's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
    Johnny's father said: "I'm actually a lawyer, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

    ...nuff said!

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